February 2, 2012

Etiquette

When speaking to an obviously pregnant stranger:  

Appropriate 
"When are you due?"
"At the end of the month."
"Really? You look great."
"Thank you so much. That's very sweet."
Office Max, February 2 

Inappropriate 
After starring at pregnant belly without comment
"How many babies do you have in there?"
"Just one."
"Really?! It looks like more than that! Like two or three."
"Well, I'm due in a few weeks."
"Huh. That baby must really like donuts."
Dunkin' Donuts, January 31

4 comments:

  1. I've had some of those comments too...I just wants to slap some people!

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  2. Made me laugh out loud!! Sorry you have to put up with weirdos, but thanks for sharing this hilarity with us!

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